Itsnotsafetoswimtoday

If you cant be funny, be witty and sarcastic; a guide to life.

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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bambiandpixie:

solidasarockstar:

Only 2 more sleeps till my favorite lady @peggysue_suicide is back in town 😄💜

Oh my friends are so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️
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Shower selfies

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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starkillaxo:

 
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starkillaxo:

For you :*